The Midget Uprising

Midgets!

Midgets!

On the rise!

Climbing up ladders

to poke out your eyes!

We humans have no shot

defeating a robot,

and though its pilot is small

our tallest buildings will fall

 

Midgets!

Midgets!

On the move!

Killing Kobe, Shaqueel.

They got something to prove.

Tear down roller coasters,

put up warning posters.

There’s no where to hide

if they’re too short for your ride

 

Midgets!

Midgets!

On the ball!

Making life short

for those who are tall

They’ve got shotguns and knives.

I hope someone survives,

but they’ve got us surrounded,

and I guess I’m confounded.

Did a joke provoke it?

An idiot with bad wit?

Who cares now? My throat’s slit!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was a list of acceptable ways to die

 



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